Denny’s Does it Big

by Gabriel Hummel on August 27, 2010

In case you haven’t heard, there recently has been an explosion of ignoramus patrons entering the fine double doors of Denny’s Restaurants.

Why? One might ask?

But to take part in the continued mental retardardation that is the America’s fine dining establishments.

Say hello to the fried cheese melt.

It’s a sandwich that after doused in the tears of raw foodists, is jam packed with four fired mozzarella sticks and melted American cheese. And at only 895 calories and a estimated million grams of fat (read: 34), you can be sure that this appetizer will set the bar for a healthier America.

Personally I prefer my deranged meals to include something a bit more cold and with a lot more chocolate.

Who wants a frosty?


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