No, I am not describing the newest feature film by Jenna Haze. I am describing the delicicouly evil food mutations that are doing to be served at the Texas state fair.
The State Fair of Texas has thrown all inhibitions out the window this year and they are going all out with the fried food phenomenon.
Leave the deep fried oreos and donuts to the amatuers and gaze upon a sample of the menu offerings
· Deep Fried S’mores Pop-Tart
· Fried Chocolate
· Deep Fried Frozen Margarita
· Fried Lemonade
· Fernie’s Fried Club Salad
· Texas Fried Caviar
· Fried Beer Texas
· Fried Frito Pie
My favorites include the fried salad (its healthy!) and the deep fried frozen margarita.
Fernie’s Fried Club Salad – Super colossal 12” spinach wrap surrounds generous layers of juicy diced ham & chicken, shredded iceberg, crunchy carrot strips, ripe cherry tomatoes, shredded sharp cheddar and hickory smoked bacon. Deep fried until lightly crispy; topped with deep-fried sour dough croutons on a stick & served on a bed of shredded romaine lettuce. Choice of creamy Ranch, Thousand Island or Caesar dressing.
Deep Fried Frozen Margarita – Sweet & creamy funnel cake batter is deliciously coupled with margarita ingredients. Fried, dusted with a tangy lemon/lime mixture and lightly spritzed with south of the border flavor, it’s served in a salt rimmed glass. 21 and over, ID required.
What better way to spend a night on the town with your mistress than by eating a healthy and delicious deep fried salad and sipping, er biting, on a frozen maragarita that has a higher fat content than your favorite nuclear winter dessert?
God bless america and all the deep fried goodness it has to offer