Underage drinking, partying past your bedtime, coitus with a random bar goer, just another typical night for your standard 18 (gasp 17) year old.
Who doesn’t remember getting shit faced until 5am and then sneaking back into your parents house, only to discover that your clever rouse was ruined the moment your mother’s spider sense went off faster than your first sexual relations.
A few key tabloids in New York are sending their fresh meat interns off into the abyss that s the NYC nightlife and restaurant scene and seeing if they come back with all their limbs intact.
They are not only coming will all appendages attached, but they may have even scored a drink and some narcotics from the seedy looking guy at the back of the club.
What I want to know is why the hell these tabloids feel a need to run around and police all the major nightclubs? Are they secretly hoping that everyone will watch continual reruns of High School Musical until Care Bears are coming out of their ass?
One way or another, young kids (read: adults too) do stupid shit, they drink, they do drugs, they have promiscuous sex. Whether or not you like it has nothing to do with it, the fact is that it will happen.
From firsthand experience as a night club manager, I can tell you that no matter what city you are in, no matter how young you are, if you are a smoking hot blonde with great “brains” and some gumption about you, I promise there will be no refusal to any establishment of your choosing.
Clearly we all need to watch some Lion King right now, less we all end up shooting heroin and dancing until Moby becomes our favorite artist of 2010.
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