Colonel Sanders, Who the Hell is That?

by Gabriel Hummel on September 14, 2010

mel gibson and colonel sanders look the same

Expose your children to the glory of the Colonel ASAP because apparently they are more likely to know what the prophet Muhammad looks like than the KFC spokesperson.

prophet muhammad picture

A recent survey showed that the once loveable Colonel, with his artery clogging goodness, has all but been forgotten by today’s youth. Over 60% of Americans between the ages of 18 and 25 couldn’t identify him in the KFC logo. Even worse, 50% believe he’s “made-up.”

I know who this handsome devil is, though apparently most young adults in America aren’t away of his child molester-like stare.

Likely, people are more concerned with KFC’s new logo, which seems to be a plethora of sandwiches that are guaranteed to cause heart disease upon entrance to your oral orifice.

kfc double down

Overall this is probably a quality problem since the future of adulthood will be more likely to turn to whole foods that are actually good for them instead of the glory that is yellow 5 and genetically engineering chicken with bacon strips.

Worst case scenario, Colonel goes away forever to join the ranks of Wendy and Popeye in the land of forgotten fast food icons. Best case scenario, KFC comes up with a sandwich that causes death upon consumption.

kfc kripsy kreme double down

One can dream

Gabriel

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella September 15, 2010 at 8:56 am

LOL I laughed at the “once lovable Colonel” line. Mel G used to once be lovable too! Before errm…everything! 😛

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Gabriel Hummel September 15, 2010 at 3:45 pm

Between the strong lack of the Colonel and Mel Gibson in our lives, clearly we have nothing else to live for and must commit hari kari out of angst.

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Farhan January 1, 2011 at 10:34 am

Oh lord what a messing tthing these people have done ..
Give them the real reply ……………

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saad July 30, 2011 at 5:40 pm

shut up gabriel hummel

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Gabriel Hummel August 4, 2011 at 1:30 am

@saad

Thanks man, I love you too

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