As soon as I finished reading this news clipping, I felt as if the chorus started blaring hallelujah right in the inner sanctum of my brain cavity.
Grand Candy has created the world’s largest chocolate bar, weighing in at a paltry 9,702 pounds and measuring in at 224x110x10 inches, this thing is big enough for Godzilla to munch on while accosting many a Japanese person.
What’s the rehab inducing moment? The chocolate bar isn’t some over glorified Hershey’s reject bar, its fucking 70% pure dark chocolate goodness.
But wait, there’s more. Not only did they make my chocolate fantasies come to life (minus a few porn stars) they are going to cut up the chocolate and give it all away in the Capital city’s main square on October 16th.
This world setting moment draws strong parallels of awesomeness to the ultimate suckage that was the world’s largest California roll.
Just proves that when push comes to shove, American’s suck at food when compared to everyone else
Chocolate grin still permanently asphyxiated to my face.