Armenians Make World’s Largest Chocolate Bar and My Head Explodes

by Gabriel Hummel on September 18, 2010

Armenia produces world's biggest chocolate bar

As soon as I finished reading this news clipping, I felt as if the chorus started blaring hallelujah right in the inner sanctum of my brain cavity.

Grand Candy has created the world’s largest chocolate bar, weighing in at a paltry 9,702 pounds and measuring in at 224x110x10 inches, this thing is big enough for Godzilla to munch on while accosting many a Japanese person.

godzilla vs king kong

What’s the rehab inducing moment? The chocolate bar isn’t some over glorified Hershey’s reject bar, its fucking 70% pure dark chocolate goodness.

But wait, there’s more. Not only did they make my chocolate fantasies come to life (minus a few porn stars) they are going to cut up the chocolate and give it all away in the Capital city’s main square on October 16th.

so much win smiley face

This world setting moment draws strong parallels of awesomeness to the ultimate suckage that was the world’s largest California roll.

Just proves that when push comes to shove, American’s suck at food when compared to everyone else

Chocolate grin still permanently asphyxiated to my face.


{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

Iron Chef Shellie September 20, 2010 at 2:04 am

Holy molely! That’s A LOT of chocolate….. I can smell the calories now…. om nom nom


Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella September 20, 2010 at 9:14 am

Could you imagine just digging into that? Oh I wish I was there for the giveaway. I’d love to know what the actual chocolate was like!


Gabriel Hummel September 22, 2010 at 10:29 pm


Oh my god I would tear the hell into that bar


Om nom indeed


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