Don’t Say No to the Panda

by Gabriel Hummel on September 22, 2010

panda cheese, don't say no to the panda

Who doesn’t love cheese? If you are a vegan please feel free to join PETA in the nearest Jonestown movement.

It encompasses a color wheel of flavors and is perfect on everything from perfectly al dente pasta to grilled panini sandwiches and even decadent desserts.

peanut butter cup cheesecake

So what the hell does this have to do with endangered species and the land of pharos and people who are buried with their every possession?

Everything, if you are talking about Egyptian based cheese company, Panda.

A new series of TV advertisements shows you that even if you a bed ridden AIDS victim, you likely are better off sharing needles with your local crack addict than refusing said cheese.

fuck aids

I highly recommend you not only avoid all people running around in panda costumes, but also stay away from all Panda Expresses until potential endangerment from nearly extinct species begins to cease and desist.

Going big game hunting


{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

Iron Chef Shellie September 28, 2010 at 5:18 am

I love that Panda ad. First time I saw it was on the Gruen Transfer. Awesomeness.


Gabriel Hummel September 28, 2010 at 11:15 pm


Awesomeness turned to 11 undoubtedly


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