Richard Branson, aka British lunatic, aka total badass has gotten one step further towards airway domination with the now penned in launch of Virgin Galactic, 18 months from now.
For those of you who live under a rock, Virgin Galactic is a new space travel company akin to Star Trek that is trying to deface the matrimony between Boeing and Space Adventures, who is selling rocket rides in space to the international space station.
Basically you can pay $200,000 to jettison your ass into space with 5 other people, making the option for a space porno film, that much more inevitable.
Hell, you can even pay Space Adventures a cool $40 million to stay in the international space station for 8 days like Guy Laliberte, the founder of Cirque du Soleil. Who the hell would want to stay in space with a bunch of fucked up looking French people in costumes?
Are you pissed off by this news, does your diner club card not offer a credit extension of $40 million dollars? Fear not, you can score a sweet second place trophy by booking a zero g flight for about three grand.
Either way you are that much more likely to performing weightless felatio or throwing up your Cinnamon Toast Crunch and watching it float in front of you.
Sounds like a win to me
Prepping the birthday suit for zero g flight.