You know Alton Brown, that guy with the glasses who has that one show on that one network and attempts to explain the science behind the food that we so lovingly throw back like a gin and tonic every day.
When I first saw him on that show, something about him just made me want to punch him square in the face, and now I have a good reason to back up my upcoming assault charges.
Alton Brown recently did and interview with Zap2it and during the interview he decided to call out Adam Richman’s Man vs. Food and call it,
“That show is about gluttony, and gluttony is wrong. It’s wasteful. Think about people that are starving to death and think about that show. I think it’s an embarrassment.”
Without turning this website into a 2pm soap opera, Richman responded and said that Alton Brown was totally incorrect and that the show was about indulgence and pretty much said that Alton Brown was now dead to him.
Without getting into to much of a rant, my thoughts can be summarized by saying,
“Who the fuck do you think you are?”
Running around and passing judgment on people just because what they do is different, or doesn’t appease your inner Bono of trying to save everything spec of dust on this planet, doesn’t give you the right to call him and his show an embarrassment.
To each their own, you keep yelling your bullshit about iron chefs and let Adam Richman continue to eat 6 pound burritos until his eyes pop out. It’s not like he’s calling Alton Brown out on the fact that he likely dines at 3 Michelin star establishments and spends 1000$ on a dinner for two.
Why not eat at Golden Corral and spend the rest of that money feeding the homeless that live a few feet from your doorstep?
People who parade around and tell others what to do, how to act, or what to think, piss the hell out of me. And now do I not only think Alton Brown is a douche bag, but he is a certifiably a bigger douche bag than any fist pumping douche bag seen on the Jersey shoreline.
Keep up the great douching Alton