Get Off Two Ways With Ron Jeremy’s Food Porn Truck

by Gabriel Hummel on January 5, 2011

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Foodies all over the world are breaking out their KY and a Costco sized portion of tissue paper in vivid anticipation for Ron Jeremy’s new porno film that takes place in a food trailer.

I think a tear crawled down my face as I gazed upon the glory that is The Flying Pink Pig, not only is it a food porn in every literal sense of the word, it also takes place in The Flying Pig, an actual food truck based in sunny Los Angeles.  The truck serves up Asian-Mexican fusion and now a healthily portion of fish tacos and pigs in blankets.

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I can already see the spin offs in my mind. From “No Reservations Youth Hostel Edition” to “Bizarre Blowjobs” and “Man vs. Whorehouse”, the food porn clichés will flow from the river better than when Jesus swapped out wine for water.

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In addition to the lewd follow-ups, I am eagerly anticipating the various sexual escapades that will be put into motion during the duration of this fine piece of cinema. I can only imagine a girl straddled over a deep fryer, a lathering of Sirancha hot sauce over precarious body parts, and an impromptu side of intercourse with every 3rd fusion taco purchased.

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I wonder what I would have to do in order to partake in such lavish activities, perhaps I should send a letter that is akin to a Penthouse forum letter but with ketchup and mustard smeared all over the pages and duck fat plastered all over the reoccurring pages.

Whatever lie you tell yourself about not watching pornographic films, this movie is certainly shaping up to redefine the term food porn forever in the minds of young adolescents and sexual zealous website writers.

Will blow for food

Gabriel

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