Why You Should Own a Passport

by Gabriel Hummel on March 9, 2011


It’s no surprise that most Americans don’t own passports. After all, who cares about going on an international adventure that involves:

  1. Drugs
  2. Sex
  3. Women
  4. Ridiculous Predicaments
  5. Lavish Stories

Despite the terrible time you can have while making sweet love to a foreign woman while drinking absinth at a playboy international party, the vast majority of states in the US have a very low passport ownership per capita.

New Jersey is kicking ass and taking names with nearly 70% ownership while Mississippi only boats a lowly 20%. Everyone else is all over the map, literally.

In order to sway the other 50%ish of Americans who don’t sport a small blue envelope in their back pocket, I have made a visual list of reasons why you should own a passport.




Have fun


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