How To Save Money For An Exotic Vacation

by Gabriel Hummel on April 20, 2011


Catchy fucking title right? Now lets cut the shit and get to business with these simple tips.

  1. Stop going out to eat
  2. Don’t spend 100$ a weekend at the bars
  3. Clip coupons
  4. Destroy all your bookmarks to Groupon
  5. Create an online savings account with automatic transfers each month
  6. Don’t fucking spend money
  7. Ride your bike instead of driving your car
  8. Learn to cook instead of eating fast food you lazy son of a bitch
  9. Never set foot in a mall
  10. Stop using pedicabs to get across 5 damn blocks
  11. Don’t buy any clothes unless you find yourself only left with hole ridden tshirts
  12. Forget about 3 day trips to Vegas that cost 700$ and a trip to the dick doctor
  13. Save your god damn money
  14. Quit buying copious amounts of music, video games, and pornography
  15. Embrace anything free, including long walks on the beach that could very well end up in casual intercourse
  16. Stop going to a concert every weekend, Dave Mathews will understand
  17. Read my guides on saving money so you quit bitching about how you never go on vacation
  18. Take time to enjoy the little things in life and quit your bitching about everything else
  19. Tell Whole Foods to go to hell
  20. Be patient and save every fucking chance you get or the closest thing you will ever see to the Great Wall of China will be a PF Chang’s take out bag.



{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

jperonto April 22, 2011 at 3:04 am

Love it. Amazing.


Gabriel Hummel April 25, 2011 at 7:40 pm


Thanks for the love you cheeky devil


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