William and Kate Go on Honeymoon in Seychelles Islands and Go Raving

by Gabriel Hummel on May 10, 2011

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Ah the honeymoon period has begun for the newly appointed royal couple, and yet I still seem to not give two damns.

What I do give a shit about is how they are jet setting around the world to one of the most badass island groupings off the east coast of Africa.

I love that the Seychelles tourist office confirmed the couple’s arrival and insured to the millions of people checking the various twitter feeds, news updates, and stolen porn tapes breathed a sigh of relief as they booked airplanes full of paparazzi in hopes to score a cool few grand on a nip slip photo.

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The 115 Indian Ocean islands that are the Seychelles are best known for their snorkeling, fiving, and amazing accommodations, all the while being close enough to rave it up at a dance party in nearby Ibiza.

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The Seychelles islands only house about 90,000 people, all of which are surely trying to score a money shot photo or at least ask the prince for a loan. I am looking forward to the pending topless photos, media frenzy, and general hilarity that is the entire royal wedding situation.

Still don’t give a damn

Gabriel

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

Catherine November 6, 2011 at 6:59 pm

Gabriel needs to shut up, grow up, and start contributing something to the World, other than his self-involved, myopic, and asinine opinions. Who gives a s— what Gabriel thinks? Not me!

He’s a professional MOPE, and is, therefore, BORING!

Perhaps if Gaybriel spent the next 5 years reading the writings of the great philosophers, his opinions might actually have a basis on which to hang a meaning.

Otherwise, take Gabe out into the woods and shoot him.

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Gabriel Hummel November 30, 2011 at 5:56 am

You mam, are hilarious

want a cookie?

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