I have what everyone in the savvy business world as, “A quality problem”
A quality problem by definition is, “something that is an inconvenience, but really it cant be a real problem because its an awesome situation to be in”
Having to decide which playboy model you are going to sleep with in a night is a quality problem
Determining whether you want to make 10000$ and do some boring task or make 5000$ and travel over the course of a day is a quality problem
Not knowing what to do with the million orders you just got for your new business is a quality problem
While my newest quality problem is not as epic as playboy bunnies and hoards of money, it does involve a lot of sex, drugs, and rock and roll.
While traveling to my motherland of Michigan, Delta overbooked my flight and gracefully offered me 400$ in free money in addition to first class airfare for the measly price of two hours of my time.
Not being a blithering idiot, I jumped on it.
Now I must decide whether I want to take my cash and run across Europe causing all sorts of philandering or go buck wild in the lovely SE of the land of overworked slave children (read: Asia). Or should I just drink myself into a coma in Brazil?
All are exciting, all will lead to me getting into trouble, all are awesome on so many levels
What would you do, my dear readers?