Couple Arrested For Mile High Sex

by Gabriel Hummel on December 11, 2011

I don’t know what to say about this, I am very disappointed with Jetstar, Australia, and generally everyone else on this plane save the couple in jail.

http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/couple-arrested-for-mile-high-club-romp-on-jetstar-flight/story-e6frfq80-1226214092888

The mile high club is something of prestige, of the highest level of sophistication and even higher levels of body acrobatics, so I am sad to see people getting their panties in a bunch when really they were just sad not to be getting laid like they were

Admit it, your jealous, I’m jealous, I am sad I was not a member of this couple, less the arresting.

Hopefully Australia and Jetstar gets their shit together and lets mid air romps flow freely like porn stars using viagra, hell even that metaphor would be amazing on a plane

Mile highing

Gabriel

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