Want me to write about some sexy cupcakes?
Have a suggestion for the next Greek brothel and epicurean feast I should attend?
You have come to the right place my friend, and you soon may come to regret it.
Shoot me an email at gabriel [at] noclipmode.com and I would be happy to perform all sorts of literary feats and achievements, from free samples to reach arounds, I will glady whore myself out to the world for the ridiculing enjoyent of my readers.
P.S. If you send me bad food, I reserve the right to tel everyone how much it sucks